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2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Why don't you write books people can read?
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
If you are going through hell, keep going.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're mana…
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this be…
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't…
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative po…
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative po…
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous …
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Why don't you write books people can read?
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air however slight lest we become unwit…
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this be…
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist and better tools.
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative po…
The truth is more important than the facts.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficul…
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't…
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
If you are going through hell, keep going.
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative po…
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air however slight lest we become unwit…
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
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One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're mana…
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficul…
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If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in mor…
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
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We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
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Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative po…
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
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... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
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All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
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Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
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Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
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Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
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Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
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Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
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Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
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I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
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A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
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People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
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When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
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My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
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If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
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You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
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The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
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There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
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What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
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If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
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There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
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Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
I am not young enough to know everything.
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If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative po…
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
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Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficul…
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Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
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Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
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To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
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If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
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When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
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Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.